time is money

Linda laine jinx on you

And because we all know that you can’t possibly get enough long lists before your long porn, here’s another one! This time, we’re covering the codes used to identify the sex acts contained within this story. They are, in no particular order: MF, FF, Ff, FFf, MMF, FFF, F+M, M+F+f, Cons, NC > Con, Rape, Oral, Anal, Bond.

Anyway, somebody else (Chuck Norris? Paris Hilton? The Will It Blend guy?) said the following, and I think you’ll agree that it deserves some funky red type.